Friday, April 18, 2014

5 Contoh Teks Narrative Paling Pendek

                                                     The to be king poor monkey wants
     
      Once happy monkey dance at gatherings of animals, and they are all very pleased with his performance that they elected him their king. A Fox, envying him the honor, discovered a piece of meat lying in a trap, and leading the Monkey to the spot, said that he had found a shop in the woods, but do not use it, he had been saving for him as treasure trove of his kingdom, and counseled him to seize it . 
      Monkey approached carelessly and was caught in a trap, and on his accusing the Fox deliberately took him into a trap, he replied, "Oh Monkey, and you, with your mind like you, will be the King of animals?
        
                                                                 Crow and A jug
      In a very dry season, at which time the birds are very difficult to get a little water to drink, a crow found a jug containing a little water. But the jug is a high jug jug with a narrow neck. However crow is trying to trying to drink the water that was in the jug, he still can not reach it. The crow almost feel hopeless and feel will die of thirst.
     Then suddenly an idea came into his mind. He then took the gravel next to the jug, then dropping it into a pitcher one by one. Each time the crow incorporate pebbles into the jug, the water level in the jug was gradually increased and increased until the water height can be achieved by the bird crow.


                                                                   Fox and Cat
 One day a cat and a fox were having a conversation. The fox, who was a conceited creature, boasted how clever she was. 'Why, I know at least a hundred tricks to get away from our mutual enemies, the dogs,' she said.

'I know only one trick to get away from dogs,' said the cat. 'You should teach me some of yours!'

'Well, maybe some day, when I have the time, I may teach you a few of the simpler ones,' replied the fox airily.

Just then they heard the barking of a pack of dogs in the distance. The barking grew louder and louder - the dogs were coming in their direction! At once the cat ran to the nearest tree and climbed into its branches, well out of reach of any dog. 'This is the trick I told you about, the only one I know,' she called down to the fox. 'Which one of your hundred tricks are you going to use?'
The fox sat silently under the tree, wondering which trick she should use. Before she could make up her mind, the dogs arrived. They fell upon the fox and tore her to pieces.

A single plan that works is better than a hundred doubtful plans.

                                              The Ant And The Grasshopper
One summer day, there was a grasshopper who chirped and sang about its heart content. Then, an ant passed by, bearing a sweet candy that he was taking to his nest.
“Why don’t you come and sing with me instead of moiling and toiling away?” The grasshopper said.
“I am preparing the foods for the winter. You have to do the same.” the ant replied.
“Why? I don’t have any worries about winter. I have got plenty of foods.” said the grasshopper.
But the ant left the grasshopper and continued its toil. Then, the winter came, the grasshopper found there was no food left to eat. It was so hungry. The grasshopper remembered when it saw the ants collecting the foods in summer for the stock in winter.
Then the grasshopper knew he was so wrong didn’t follow the ant in collecting the foods


                                                      King of The Jungle
One day a tiger saw a fox walking alone. Then, he intended to attack the fox. When Tiger jumped on Fox, Fox shout out, “How dare you attack the king of the jungle?” Tiger looked at him in amazement. “Nonsense! You are not King!” “Certainly I am,” replied the Fox. “All the animals run from me in terror! If you want proof, come with me.” Fox went into the forest with tiger in heels. When they came to a herd of deer, the deer saw Tiger behind the Fox and ran in all direction. They came to a group of monkey, the monkey saw the tiger behind fox and they fled. Fox looked to tiger and said, “Do you need more proof than that? See how the animals flee at the first sight of me?” “I am surprised, but I’ve seen it with my own eyes. Forgive me attacking you, Great King.” Tiger bowed low with great ceremony, he let the fox go

Contoh Teks Short Joke Pendek (Tugas B.Inggris)

                    Wife isn't in the car

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
Terjemahan :
               Istri tidak di dalam mobil
Di jalan pedesaan polisi negara bagian menarik petani ini dan berkata: "? Sir, apakah Anda menyadari istrimu jatuh dari mobil beberapa mil kembali"
Untuk yang menjawab petani: "Terima kasih Tuhan, saya pikir saya sudah tuli!"

              Pig misunderstanding

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs.
Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly.
"Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025 pigs?" she asked.
"Yeth." lisped the farmer.
Being a Howard County girl herself, the tech entered: "Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs."

                 Celebrating an event

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig.
"The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

                   Catching many fish

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught one, eh?" 

                  We go bear hunting

Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.

             I will do anything to pass

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything.
" He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Anything." His voice softens. "Anything??" "Absolutely anything.
" His voice turns to a whisper.
"Would you...study?"Visit the next joke about this topic!

                Geology word plays

Several short geology plays on wordsOkay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccia! or My sediments exactly! And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old: That's not gneiss!

                    U.S. Air Force pilot

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.I have a friend who flew Lear Jets for the U.S. Air Force.
He would occasionally be assigned to an air show where one of his tasks was answering questions about his plane. Someone would always point to the fuel tank and ask if it was a missile. His standard answer was, "I can neither confirm or deny the presence of nuclear weapons on this aircraft." 

                     Visit the barber

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said.
"I'll be back in a few minutes.
"When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."
"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy.
"He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"

                     Bad relationships

Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,
"Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds."
"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.
"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."

                   My wife is missing

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" 
"Why?" 
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere." 
Sekian dari saya :) semoga membantu ;)
Aldrin Rachman Pradana